Monday, February 7, 2011

Little Johnny rides again


The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried

6 comments:

Conan the Librarian™ said...

So long the buttons are the top two...

A Lady's Life said...

Men will be boys lol

(Scribe816) said...

I couldn't figure out where that was going - Thanks for the laugh. I needed new material for the gym.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

That was a good one! Funny I posted a booby joke today.

Yes, boys will be boys.

bluekat said...

lol - Funny!
My sister in law is a teacher's aid, I'm sure she'd say there is always a "Johnny" in every class!

Raftnn said...

I so needed that laugh today!